CAUSE OF DEATH
Grandmother's Digital Legacy Becomes Cautionary Tale
Here we observe the remains of RIP my granny, a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it ever truly lived. With five holders controlling the entire supply and zero liquidity to speak of, this memorial to grandmothers everywhere became instead a monument to concentrated greed and the iron law that even revoked authorities cannot prevent a project from becoming utterly worthless.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity drought, concentration death spiral
EPITAPH
"She deserved better—and so did your money."