CAUSE OF DEATH
WD40: The Four-Holder Extinction Event
In the unforgiving savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that never drew its first breath. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, WD40 managed to attract precisely four investors—enough to constitute a support group, not a market. The authorities may be revoked, but the damage, dear viewer, was self-inflicted from the very genesis block.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and whale consolidation
EPITAPH
"It had zero liquidity, four believers, and lasted shorter than a mayfly's coffee break. Even its name couldn't fix this one."
