CAUSE OF DEATH
iCompanions: A One-Hour Wonder's Spectacular Demise
Here we observe the iCompanions token, a creature so remarkably short-lived it makes mayflies look like redwoods. Born merely sixty minutes ago, it has already experienced a catastrophic 82.8% collapse—a velocity of value destruction rarely seen outside of actual explosions. The top 10 holders, clutching 72.8% of the supply like dragons hoarding a worthless hoard, have apparently discovered that companionship, unlike genuine assets, cannot be purchased or sustained.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Severe concentration, infant mortality, probable pump-and-dump
EPITAPH
"It came, it saw, it got absolutely liquidated—in less time than a microwave burrito."
