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Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Liquidity evaporation, holder concentration collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

50/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$10.6K

+366.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$3.3K

Holders

142

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$2.10B

Price USD

$2.10e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

4UxH..yxaU ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Wojak Token: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering

In the beginning, there was chaos—a 366% surge in mere hours, a frenetic dance of desperation masquerading as momentum. Yet observe how the creature's vital signs reveal the truth: zero liquidity, concentrated holdings, and a lifespan measured in minutes rather than days. Nature, it seems, abhors a vacuum more than it abhors a poorly constructed token.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Sparse

$3.3K volume / 24h.

Holders

Skewed

Top 5 hold 45.4% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity evaporation, holder concentration collapse

Patient Note

It gained 366% in 24 hours and still couldn't afford a coffin.

Holders

§ 04 · 142 wallets

Top 1

39.5%

Top 5

45.4%

Top 10

52.7%

014UxH...yxaU39.46%

02J87w...TKvD1.49%

03yqAZ...HCYo1.49%

04GzK8...E6cD1.48%

0539zB...mZVt1.48%

06Gc5d...yK7u1.47%

078gpE...rtAT1.47%

088oUq...cGFf1.47%

0966Ft...V9Jk1.47%

102n4j...RBFx1.45%