CAUSE OF DEATH
Green Kitten Crew: Born Yesterday, Buried Today
In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Green Kitten Crew—which experienced what can only be described as a supernova of human optimism compressed into sixty minutes. With nearly a million dollars in volume churning through its veins and ninety-eight percent of holders firmly believing they'd discovered the next moonshot, this token achieved the remarkable feat of being simultaneously alive and deceased at birth.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Hyperinflation meets liquidity evaporation syndrome
EPITAPH
"It printed faster than it could be spent, burned brighter than it could be held, and proved once again that in DeFi, the only thing greener than a kitten's eyes is a retail trader's optimism."
