CAUSE OF DEATH
GrannyWifBazooka: Born Gasping, Dead by Lunch
In the harsh ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of complete circulatory collapse within sixty minutes—a speed record even for this brutal savanna. The concentration of wealth among its ten alpha predators, hoarding 97.7% of all tokens, left the remaining 34 retail holders clutching at vanishing liquidity like desperate herbivores at a drying watering hole. This was not evolution; this was merely natural selection operating at blockchain velocity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme whale concentration and liquidity evaporation
EPITAPH
"It lived for an hour, moved sixty thousand dollars, and taught absolutely nobody anything except what they already knew about greed."
