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Poolzi Scheme: Dead on Arrival, Still Twitching

In the primordial swamps of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet somehow already exhibiting the vital signs of a thriving ecosystem. A 49% price surge suggests the market hasn't yet realized it's been introduced to a liquidity pool with all the structural integrity of a house of cards during a hurricane. The true tragedy lies not in its inevitable collapse, but in the mathematical certainty that 37.4% of holders are simply waiting for the remaining 62.6% to provide the exit liquidity they'll never receive.