CAUSE OF DEATH
Agent Smith: Born Deceased, Died Immediately
In the waning hours of its existence, Agent Smith achieved what few tokens manage: instantaneous obsolescence. Like a mayfly at a funeral, it flickered briefly into existence only to discover that two holders controlling 100% of supply created certain... structural difficulties. The market, with characteristic mercy, liquidated its delusions at -83.8% velocity.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meeting immutable mathematics
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and still overstayed its welcome by several magnitudes."
