Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In what can only be described as a financial flash mob masquerading as a cryptocurrency, this freshly-minted GameStop simulacrum experienced a meteoric 249% price surge before discovering the fatal flaw in its ecosystem: absolutely no one to sell to. Like a mayfly attending its own funeral, the token achieved maximum volatility in minimal time, its 62 holders clinging to worthless bags whilst the top ten hoard 70% of the supply.