FAST ASS GAINS/GLHj..pump
FLATLINED
Fast Ass Gains

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and founder rug

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
28/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.3K
-8.2% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.5K
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.38B
Price USD
$2.38e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Fast Ass Gains Dies Within Hours

In the savage ecosystem of Solana's trading floors, we observe a remarkable specimen that achieved the impossible: death before adolescence. With zero liquidity and a cap table owned entirely by its four founders, this token represents a masterclass in self-sabotage—a financial organism so poorly equipped for survival that it collapsed under the weight of its own ambition before the market could even finish its first yawn.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity evaporation and founder rug
Patient Note

It had no liquidity, no time, and apparently no future—truly the trifecta of crypto dreams.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
98.3%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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03DAje...ZtgR0.44%
04Fbk6...LfHG0.02%