CAUSE OF DEATH
Laser Eyes: Born Dead, Never Lived
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe the remarkable Laser Eyes token—a creature that achieved the rare distinction of dying before it was truly born. With three holders controlling 100% of supply and zero liquidity, this token was less a financial instrument and more a cry for help, a digital scream into the void that nobody heard.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillborn pump-and-dump scheme, zero liquidity
EPITAPH
"It had eyes of laser, but saw nothing—least of all its own reflection in the mirror of inevitable failure."
