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Grug Bull: Born, Pumped, Evaporated in Sixty Minutes

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—the Grug Bull—which achieved a staggering 1369% ascension in mere hours, a feat typically reserved for tokens with actual utility or, at minimum, liquidity. Alas, like the dodo before it, this creature possessed neither reserves nor staying power, having already begun its inevitable return to the void from whence it came. The 2,523 witnesses to this tragedy can only watch as their astronomical gains materialize into the mathematical concept of zero.