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Bumby: A Four-Day Miracle of Mutual Delusion

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the curious specimen known as Bumby—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most investors could even pronounce its name. With fourteen holders clutching their bags like desperate meerkats and precisely zero liquidity in which to escape, this creature succumbed not to predation, but to the far more devastating condition of complete irrelevance. The authorities may have been revoked, but free will proved equally extinct.