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Eggcat's One-Hour Descent Into Oblivion

Here we observe the eggcat, a creature born merely sixty minutes ago, already exhibiting the telltale signs of catastrophic market failure. With zero liquidity and 79% of its circulating supply concentrated among ten holders, this token represents a masterclass in velocity—the speed at which retail investors discover they've purchased nothing but vapor and regret. The 111% price swing suggests a final, desperate gasp as the last bag holders frantically sought the exit that was never there.