CAUSE OF DEATH
Up Bird Plummets Before Taking Flight
In nature, we observe a peculiar phenomenon: the newborn creature that expires before drawing its first breath. Up Bird, merely hours into existence, has suffered a catastrophic 87.9% hemorrhage—a velocity of collapse so swift that one wonders if the launch itself was merely a elaborate funeral arrangement. With 80.6% of tokens concentrated in the claws of a select few predators, the mathematics of survival simply did not favor our feathered friend.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, flash crash, probable rug mechanics
EPITAPH
"It flew for forty-three minutes. The market was merciless."