GeckoFiV: A Three-Hour Extinction Event

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the rapid demise of GeckoFiV—a creature that never truly evolved, existing for merely 180 minutes before succumbing to the predatory forces of its own design. The specimen's three holders, clutching 100% of its worthless corpse, have discovered that revoking authorities provides no immunity from the inevitable liquidation event. Here lies a token that managed to lose 73% of its value while still technically alive—a remarkable achievement in financial self-immolation.