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TERMINAL
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Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Catastrophic whale dumping meets severe tokenomics dysfunction

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$2.0K
-94.4% · 24h
Liquidity
$3.6K
Volume 24h
$347.2K
Holders
88
Thin LiquidityPrice CollapseHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.82B
Price USD
$1.82e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead in Crib

In what can only be described as a financial infanticide, this token managed to hemorrhage 94.4% of its value in a single day—a remarkable achievement for something barely old enough to vote. The specimen exhibits classic signs of extreme concentration risk, with the top ten holders controlling 98.8% of the ecosystem, suggesting this was less a decentralized finance experiment and more a coordinated exit strategy masquerading as innovation.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$3.6K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$347.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 97.2% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic whale dumping meets severe tokenomics dysfunction
Patient Note

Born at 1 AM, dead by breakfast—proving that in crypto, the only thing more certain than death and taxes is that someone got in and out before you did.

Holders

§ 04 · 88 wallets
Top 1
89.1%
Top 5
97.2%
Top 10
98.8%
01HeHu...jtZj89.06%
02DiBi...hfftAUTOPSY4.13%03BM9C...jvMNAUTOPSY2.30%042NuA...gRfVAUTOPSY0.87%
05Cgkc...AQez0.80%
06HpBQ...UHCTAUTOPSY0.66%
07737M...V3BB0.43%
084yUv...QNYb0.23%
09HDCn...nLEj0.16%
104jkL...3qXi0.15%