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Red Puppy Crew: A Liquidity Drought Tragedy

Here we observe the Red Puppy Crew, a token that entered the world with all the promise of a newborn—revoked authorities, decentralized ideals, the whole nine yards. Yet as we examine the cadaver before us, we find it suffocated by its own concentration: ninety-nine point nine percent of its wealth hoarded by a mere ten souls, leaving the remaining thirty-eight holders to fight over the sparse crumbs of a $3,812 liquidity pool. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme even more than it abhors a vacuum.