CAUSE OF DEATH
The Big Short: A Spectacular One-Hour Collapse
Here we observe a curious specimen of the memecoin genus—born mere hours ago with all the promise of a newborn fawn, yet already exhibiting the advanced decay patterns of roadkill on a desert highway. The authorities were revoked, the liquidity vanished like morning dew, and the top holders clung to 99.9% of the supply with the desperation of passengers on a sinking ship fighting over deckchairs. Nature, it seems, has a cruel sense of irony for tokens named 'The Big Short.'
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It lived fast, died young, and left behind only 18 bag holders wondering if they'd just witnessed a scam or merely Darwin Awards in blockchain form."
