CAUSE OF DEATH
The Cure For Depression Dies Acutely
In what can only be described as a spectacular failure of irony, this token—promised to heal the soul—instead inflicted immediate psychological trauma upon its three unfortunate holders. Born into the world mere hours ago, it achieved a remarkable feat: negative utility at maximum velocity. The authorities, revoked in a gesture of false legitimacy, could not save it from its predetermined extinction.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation, concentration toxicity, instant rug pull
EPITAPH
"It promised to cure depression. Instead, it *caused* it."
