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One Hour Wonder: Gravity Claims Another Victim

In the unforgiving ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—catwifpants, born merely sixty minutes ago, already exhibiting the feverish symptoms of a pump destined for spectacular collapse. With nearly a quarter-million dollars traded in its infancy and a suspiciously concentrated holder distribution, this token represents nature's most efficient wealth transfer mechanism: the retail investor's wallet to early adopters' wallets.