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WEMPES: A Corpse Still Warm from Launch

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a creature that has lived precisely 120 minutes—a remarkable achievement for a token with all the structural integrity of wet tissue paper. The top ten holders, clutching 99.9% of supply like carrion birds over a carcass, have created a liquidity vacuum so complete that even light cannot escape. One can almost hear the dying gasp of retail investors who arrived fashionably late to this two-hour funeral.