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Newborn Token Expires Before First Nap

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of being stillborn—gasping for a single breath of liquidity before expiring on the blockchain's cold floor. The creature's 31 holders watched in collective bewilderment as their investment underwent a 116% price swing, not unlike a newborn's first reflexive gasp.