SHIT/GB7n..KJoo
STABLE
SHIT

SHITGB7nZbRzgdCQEAFaefT4GxfmhkFWYNCcZB1eyTyKJoo

$$SHITGB7n..KJoo
Case file · ante-mortem observation
STABLE.

Hyperinflation meets liquidity collapse meets poor exit strategy

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · A
Grade Score
85/100
Grade A · STABLE
Mkt Cap
$119.4K
+3600.0% · 24h
Liquidity
$39.7K
Volume 24h
$74.3K
Holders
159
FDV
$119.40B
Price USD
$0.000119
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Achieves Extinction at Record Speed

In nature, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of imminent collapse. With 3600% price appreciation and a liquidity pool smaller than a modest bungalow, this creature represents the perfect storm of greed, volatility, and mathematical inevitability. As its 159 holders realize their gains, the question becomes not if, but when this digital organism flatlines.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Thin but live
$39.7K pool depth.
Activity
Active
$74.3K volume / 24h.
Holders
Distributed
Top 5 hold 26.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Hyperinflation meets liquidity collapse meets poor exit strategy
Patient Note

Here lies $SHIT: proof that even revoking all authorities cannot prevent a token from doing exactly what its name suggests.

Holders

§ 04 · 159 wallets
Top 1
17.4%
Top 5
26.7%
Top 10
32.8%
01j4aF...WvD317.40%
027zAu...FcDH2.94%
03ETvV...gmdB2.75%
044XGN...WZTk1.95%
053CZu...bvp31.65%
063faN...5X681.30%
0741Jc...3krJ1.26%
087qsZ...EjJc1.25%
092hrw...YiwN1.19%
104pVx...SFRN1.16%