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Newborn Token Gasps Final Breath Within Hours

Here we observe the Sliding Cat Simulator, a creature born mere moments ago into the unforgiving Solana ecosystem. With zero liquidity and 72.5% of its meager existence concentrated in the claws of its top holders, this feline-themed venture experienced what can only be described as a spectacular 198% price swing—the financial equivalent of a cat knocked off a table, briefly airborne, before hitting the ground. The authorities, sensing impending doom, revoked their powers and departed, leaving behind a hollowed corpse of ambition.