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Newborn Token Flatlines Before First Breath

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we witness a creature born mere hours ago, already convulsing in its death throes. Pump Cock arrived stillborn into a hostile market—zero liquidity, a concentration of wealth so severe it makes oligarchies blush, and a volume so anemic it suggests the token was pronounced dead on arrival. One can only marvel at how something so comprehensively doomed managed to achieve a 120% price swing; a final, desperate spasm before the inevitable.