HAALAND BULL/G8yq..pump
FLATLINED
Haaland bull

Haaland bullG8yqD9cXr2aQe7YXy47eMh1iJbp9NM3PqhKLJWVXpump

G8yq..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instant rug pull, zero liquidity, centralized greed

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.9K
-17.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$33.75
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$231.72M
Price USD
$1.16e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Haaland Bull: A Stillborn Financial Tragedy

In the vast savanna of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that never quite drew breath. Born into a world with zero liquidity and four bewildered holders, this token's existence was, remarkably, even briefer than a mayfly with commitment issues. One might say it achieved the rare distinction of dying before it truly lived.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$33.75 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instant rug pull, zero liquidity, centralized greed
Patient Note

Haaland Bull: It scored zero goals, had zero liquidity, and exactly zero chance. Peak football-themed token performance.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
50.1%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY50.10%
029gw6...9zUi49.64%
03RvXq...ESin0.16%
04Aeb1...5yWt0.11%