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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

In the span of mere hours, FlokiAsteroidPepeShibaMog6900 experienced what can only be described as a meteoric rise followed by an equally meteoric fall—much like the asteroid referenced in its own name. The creature, barely old enough to draw its first breath, has already shed 82.5% of its value, leaving only the faintest ecological footprint: $6,815 in liquidity and 156 bewildered investors clinging to their positions like shipwreck survivors to driftwood.