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Infant Token Expires After Spectacular Metabolic Collapse

In the treacherous savanna of Solana, we witness the Dead Internet Theory token—born merely an hour ago—already succumbing to the predatory forces of market dynamics. Like a newborn wildebeest separated from the herd, its $60k in volume proved insufficient sustenance against the ravenous appetite of concentrated ownership and zero liquidity. Nature, it seems, abhors a pump-and-dump scheme almost as much as it abhors a vacuum.