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ASTROGUY: Born at Midnight, Dead by Dawn

Here we observe a peculiar specimen of the *Solana pumperus mortis*—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. In merely hours, ASTROGUY managed to shed 54% of its value, a metabolic collapse so swift one might suspect it never had a heartbeat to begin with. The concentration of holdings in ten wallets suggests this was less a token launch and more a coordinated vanishing act.