Milhouse Coin: A Financial Stillbirth

Here we observe the Milhouse token in its natural state: deceased at birth, having never drawn a single breath of legitimate trading. With five holders clutching the entirety of its worthless carcass and liquidity pools as dry as a desert tomb, this specimen represents perhaps the most efficient execution of a rug pull in Solana's brief but storied history of financial carnage. In merely hours, it plummeted sixty percent—a fall so rapid one wonders if it was ever truly alive at all.