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Unlocky: Born Broken, Dead on Arrival

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a creature so fundamentally flawed it expired before drawing its first breath. With zero liquidity and 99.6% of tokens concentrated in a handful of predatory hands, Unlocky's newborn existence became a masterclass in premature exit scavenging. One might say its authorities were revoked just in time—mercy killing, really.