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CapyBara: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the CapyBara, a creature that emerged fully formed into a hostile ecosystem at precisely zero hours old—a remarkable feat of financial parthenogenesis. The autopsy reveals catastrophic concentration, with ninety-nine point eight percent of the organism's mass held in merely ten appendages, a biological impossibility that nature itself rejected with prejudice. Liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew on the savanna, leaving only seventeen grieving token holders and a ledger that reads like a crime scene.