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Newborn Token Already Flatlines in Delivery

Behold the Imma Head Out token, born mere hours ago with all the promise of a mayfly at dusk. Despite revoking both mint and freeze authorities—a gesture of good faith roughly equivalent to locking the barn after the horses have already galloped into the blockchain—the specimen has already begun its inevitable descent, hemorrhaging 2.9% of its value while its top holders clutch 40% of the circulating supply like vultures over fresh carrion.