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GyattCoin: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the GyattCoin—a creature so spectacularly stillborn that it achieved negative gestation. Remarkably, despite revoking both mint and freeze authorities in a display of false legitimacy, the six remaining holders—likely the developers themselves, staring at their screens in mounting horror—controlled 100% of all tokens. The $854.88 in 24-hour volume tells us this predator never learned to hunt.