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A Newborn's Tragic Plunge Into Oblivion

In the waning hours of its existence, this ambitious specimen—mere minutes old—experienced a catastrophic 67.7% hemorrhage, suggesting a violent rejection by the market ecosystem. The irony, of course, is exquisite: a token promising liberation from labor achieved only the liberation of liquidity from its holders' wallets. One can only observe that in nature, when 59.7% of the population controls all resources, the remaining inhabitants rarely survive the inevitable exodus.