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SpaceX Token: Launched Too Hard, Crashed Harder

In the natural world of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen—born merely thirteen hours ago, yet already exhibiting the vital signs of a supernova in its death throes. A 1.8 million percent surge in price, you see, is not unlike a creature consuming itself with such fervor that nothing remains but a cautionary tale and grieving retail investors.