SPAM BUYING TO 67 MILLION/Fzp9..pump
FLATLINED
Spam Buying To 67 Million

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Fzp9..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Quadrupedal concentration, zero-liquidity asphyxiation

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
26/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.2K
+8.5% · 24h
Volume 24h
$234.89
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.00B
Price USD
$2.00e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Four Whales' Pump-and-Dump Graveyard

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana's blockchain, we observe the carcass of Spam Buying To 67 Million—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of existing for merely 83 hours before meeting its inevitable demise. Note how the top ten holders, in a display of perfect unity that would make dictators weep, control precisely 100% of supply, leaving no room for the ambitions of lesser investors. Here lies a monument to the principle that concentrated wealth, much like a python with a meal too large to digest, eventually collapses under its own gravitational pull.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$234.89 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Quadrupedal concentration, zero-liquidity asphyxiation
Patient Note

It promised 67 million dreams on the wings of 234 dollars, and delivered precisely four fortunes to those who needed them least.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
95.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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029aK9...q9hh2.52%
03DeNw...xL7zAUTOPSY1.29%
04Yivi...72o60.39%