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Quadrupedal concentration, zero-liquidity asphyxiation
Field Report
Four Whales' Pump-and-Dump Graveyard
In the unforgiving savanna of Solana's blockchain, we observe the carcass of Spam Buying To 67 Million—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of existing for merely 83 hours before meeting its inevitable demise. Note how the top ten holders, in a display of perfect unity that would make dictators weep, control precisely 100% of supply, leaving no room for the ambitions of lesser investors. Here lies a monument to the principle that concentrated wealth, much like a python with a meal too large to digest, eventually collapses under its own gravitational pull.
Diagnosis
Cause
It promised 67 million dreams on the wings of 234 dollars, and delivered precisely four fortunes to those who needed them least.