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Newborn Token Arrives DOA at Launch

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe Pikezu—a creature that achieved remarkable price volatility in precisely zero hours of existence, a feat comparable to a mayfly experiencing its entire life crisis before sunset. With zero liquidity, ninety-two scattered believers, and half its supply concentrated among a select few predators, this token's 313% pump was less a triumph of market forces and more a demonstration of how quickly evolutionary dead-ends reveal themselves.