CAUSE OF DEATH
Justice for Kevin: A Stillborn Spectacle
In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a most peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already decomposing with the urgency of a mayfly at a funeral. The creature's liquidity evaporated faster than a vampire in sunlight, while its two holders gazed upon their worthless inheritance like orphans discovering the will was written in crayon.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instantaneous total liquidity drainage and concentration
EPITAPH
"Justice for Kevin arrived too late—Kevin never existed in the first place."
