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Funcoin: A Two-Hour Miracle of Modern Finance

Here we observe Funcoin, a remarkable specimen that achieved what few tokens dare attempt: complete irrelevance in merely 120 minutes. With seven holders clutching their worthless bags like Victorian children protecting a dead bird, and liquidity pools as empty as a politician's promises, this creature expired before it could properly be called alive.

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