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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Instantaneous liquidity vacuum and singular holder dominance
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.9K
-6.6% · 24h
Volume 24h
$156.41
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Solana's Shortest-Lived Meme Expires Instantly
In the primordial soup of Solana's blockchain, a peculiar specimen emerged—born at dawn, deceased by breakfast. One might observe that with a single holder commanding 100% of supply and liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew, this token experienced what one could only describe as a flash-crash of biblical proportions, collapsing under the crushing weight of its own existential ennui.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$156.41 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Instantaneous liquidity vacuum and singular holder dominance
Patient Note
It came. It bored. It died. All within sixty minutes—a monument to the infinite creativity of degenerate finance.
Holders
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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