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방귀코인: A Fart in the Blockchain Wind

And here we observe the 방귀코인, a creature that lived precisely one hour—a lifespan shorter than most mayflies and considerably more flatulent. Born with 99.5% of its wealth concentrated in ten privileged holders and zero liquidity to escape, it became a magnificent monument to the principle that concentration camps and cryptocurrency have much in common. The $67,000 traded in its final moments were merely the death throes of the faithful, their dreams evaporating faster than the gas from which this token took its name.