CAUSE OF DEATH
Drake Memes: A One-Hour Tragedy in Four Acts
Here we observe the Drake Meme token in its natural habitat—a freshly minted financial graveyard where ninety-four percent of the wealth concentrated in ten hands proved to be rather poor circulation. Like a mayfly with delusions of grandeur, it burned through thirty-three thousand dollars in volume before realizing, quite suddenly, that liquidity is rather important. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities was merely the token's way of saying goodbye to a cruel world it never truly understood.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Acute concentration, chronic illiquidity, septic memetics
EPITAPH
"Here lies Drake, who thought he was worth a meme. He lasted sixty minutes and left only emptiness and thirty-three grand of regret."
