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Patty's Tragic Two-Hour Existence Examined

Here we observe the remarkable Patty the Elephant, a token that achieved the impressive feat of dying before it could truly be said to have lived. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, Patty attracted precisely two devotees—likely the developers themselves—before evaporating into the digital ether with the permanence of morning dew.