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Artificial Goat Intelligence: A Seven Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the Artificial Goat Intelligence token in its natural habitat—the post-mortem table. Born merely seven hours ago, it achieved what few organisms manage: a complete metabolic collapse before its first sunset. One might call this an evolutionary marvel, were it not so thoroughly orchestrated.

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