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Sisyphean Dog: A Fourteen-Hour Tragedy

Here we observe the Sisyphean Dog, a creature that lived precisely long enough to disappoint its six holders before evaporating like morning dew on the Serengeti. In a stunning display of financial entropy, the token managed to lose 97.9% of its value while maintaining the mathematical purity of complete top-ten holder concentration—a achievement so perfectly catastrophic it borders on artistic. One might say it reached the summit of its ambitions only to watch them tumble down the mountain, over and over again.