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UFO Crashed Into Earth's Financial Floor

In the primordial soup of Solana's blockchain, the UFO emerged—a magnificent creature, alive for merely sixty minutes before plummeting 82% into the abyss. Here we witness nature's most efficient predator: the coordinated exit of whales, whose combined grip of 73% proved far stronger than any market forces. Like a mayfly observing the sunset for the first time, it never stood a chance.