CAUSE OF DEATH
Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival
In the swamps of Solana, a curious specimen emerged mere hours ago—chinahouse, a creature so premature it never drew its first breath of genuine liquidity. With 94.8% of its genetic material concentrated in the hands of a mere handful of predators, this token experienced the natural life cycle of a pump-and-dump in fast-forward, much like a mayfly that overslept and woke up already deceased.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, instant volatility
EPITAPH
"Here lies chinahouse: it came, it surged 108%, it saw absolutely no one could actually sell, and it died knowing its existence was merely a footnote in someone else's profit margin."