GLORP/FvdY..pump
FLATLINED
gLoRp

gLoRpFvdYY8HEC5zxvTiZJfisD6iNiXWJf7LGxpmnjeHtpump

$$GLORPFvdY..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Simultaneous pump-and-dump by two founders

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
4/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$735.29
-72.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$395.16
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersSteep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.44B
Price USD
$7.18e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

gLoRp: A Zero-Hour Extinction Event

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, gLoRp emerged, briefly gasped for air, and promptly expired—all before the market could even notice it was alive. With but two holders clutching the entirety of its desiccated corpse and liquidity that evaporated faster than morning dew on the blockchain, this token's lifespan makes mayflies look like sequoias. One can only observe: it came, it saw, it got completely liquidated.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$395.16 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Simultaneous pump-and-dump by two founders
Patient Note

Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—gLoRp proved that on Solana, even doing nothing wrong still gets you nowhere.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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